How Much Detention This One Girl Owes

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/20/2019 at 16:19 • Filed to: None

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And if she doesn’t serve it by the 29th, she’ll get suspended for two days and when she returns, she’ll still owe the time.


DISCUSSION (47)


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:25

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You found my kid’s detention slip?  Seriously, I hope they make her sit at school all weekend.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:25

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What the hell did she do?



Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:26

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wow, almost a complete full day.  Impressive.  


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Spanfeller is a twat
03/20/2019 at 16:30

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Said that automatic miatas are just as valid as manuals.

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Kinja'd!!! facw > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:30

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Can she ask the EU for an extension until the end of June?

Either way, I’d say piling on detention is clearly not an effective strategy for correcting whatever the issue is here.


Kinja'd!!! SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:30

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19.5 hours? Holy crap.


Kinja'd!!! TheRevanchist > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:31

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Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/20/2019 at 16:32

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That’s 19:30 hours. People have gone to jail for less time after comitting actual crimes.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch
03/20/2019 at 16:32

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Not just a complete school day, but almost a whole day .


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:34

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That’s impressive. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. 


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:34

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Do they have ISS? And would that count as serving the time?


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:37

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Is her time better served in detention for three (3) school days, or attending class during this period instead?


Kinja'd!!! TahoeSTi > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:38

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Sounds like the criminal justice systems once your in you can’t get out. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:38

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There is a serious underlying problem going on here.


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:39

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My wife flips her shit when my son brings a deficiency slip for not turning in homework. You are a saint by comparison .


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
03/20/2019 at 16:41

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:42

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My son had to do 2 hrs last week because he was late to 5th period 6 times in the last few months.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:43

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19,5 and a week ish to do it.... gonna be long days for that one


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Chariotoflove
03/20/2019 at 16:44

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It's the schools that are the problem. If nobody stepped in to this point, it's ridiculous. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:50

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Lets suspend kids who are struggling so we can further push them into unsatisfactory behavioral patterns weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Sovande
03/20/2019 at 16:53

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That may be, or it may not be. This child is clearly having some emotional or home problems. It’s not the school’s job to parent, but maybe there is an opportunity here to help a struggling kid. I hope so.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:53

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How do you even accrue that?


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 16:55

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Can she serve it all on a Saturday morning with her fellow prisoners?


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
03/20/2019 at 17:14

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So what you’re saying is.....

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Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 17:16

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If I had this amount of detention I would just not go and take the suspension. Fuck it.

I wonder WTF she did. 


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Party-vi
03/20/2019 at 17:23

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Guessing it’s a wash.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/20/2019 at 17:49

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I was suspended once, for fireworks... once for fighting too, but that prick deserved it. We didn’t have detention at my school in Hawaii, just suspension or maybe extra work. 


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/21/2019 at 07:16

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How much impact did this have on him? Did it make any impression?

This program works well as a disincentive a good-sized chunk of the students; in this girl’s case? Not so much.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/21/2019 at 07:17

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I’ll be mildly curious to see how this one pans out. This child really doesn’t care.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/21/2019 at 07:19

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I have no answers here. If the parents don’t care, or cannot or will not be effective, then the kids don’t, can’t, or won’t, either.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CaptDale - is secretly British
03/21/2019 at 07:20

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The next category on the slip gives the list. Mostly for showing up to class late, I suspect.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Future next gen S2000 owner
03/21/2019 at 07:21

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I’d have to push back on the term prisoners . The problem with Saturday detention is that someone has to come in and supervise it, which teachers won’t do without getting paid and which administrators have to do without additional pay. More than anything, the slip shows a failure in parenting.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Kanaric
03/21/2019 at 07:22

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Except that after the detention, you still owe the time.

I’m waiting to see what she’ll do.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
03/21/2019 at 07:23

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Those sound like worthy causes. What were you fighting over?


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/21/2019 at 09:09

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It sounds like she will enjoy her suspension whether in school or out of school.

Detention was a good time for doing homework. It seems like she would not care. I had to have a 3 hour detention once for being late too many times and not serving regular detention. The 3 hour detention was better, the other students were not annoying and the proctor was not annoying.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/21/2019 at 09:25

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It had zero impact, the main take away is that if he keeps getting tardies he may become one of Mrs. Fuller’s “boys” and that is not desirable. He hates the middle school principle.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > punkgoose17
03/21/2019 at 10:05

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We have a particular crowd of ding-dongs who frequent the Detention Room and are sometimes kicked out of there.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/21/2019 at 10:06

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We have a fabulous AP. He’s the best and he and I have a very good working relationship.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/21/2019 at 10:27

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You’re not allowed to beat them anymore. Disruptive kids ruin the learning of the entire rest of the class, so which do you sacrifice the education for, the disruptive one or the entire class?


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/21/2019 at 10:51

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My subtle reference was apparently too subtle.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/21/2019 at 11:05

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Yeah those ding-dongs are the worst part of detention.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/21/2019 at 11:22

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Ah ok. Still seems like a lot of time better spent being in class


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/21/2019 at 11:23

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I know, I know... It's just putting myself in that kid's shoes, "Hmm you mean if I choose not to serve detention which of course I don't want to sit through, I get so stay home for a few days too? Where do I sign?"


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > punkgoose17
03/21/2019 at 11:30

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Parenting fail.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/21/2019 at 11:33

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That's the thing: in your household or mine, Junior getting suspended would be a very big deal indeed. Just like a few years ago when my A student daughter in high school got a letter threatening to label her a truant when she missed her third day of school. It's all geared toward kids from functional households.


Kinja'd!!! merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/21/2019 at 14:05

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So you guys don’t do in school suspensions?  We had that.  Just like a day long detention period only group bathroom breaks, lunch separate from all others and a whole classroom all to their selves.  They found the out of school suspension didn’t deter the bad behavior cause it was like a day off.  


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc
03/21/2019 at 15:53

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We have some of that, but the guy who runs it is too young and too nice. And there’s no real stick anyhow.